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the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
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I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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