On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
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My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
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FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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