1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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