stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
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