Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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