is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
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FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
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Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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