Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
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