Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I will be naked everywhere
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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