i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
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I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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