is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
only you would photoshop your dick
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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