You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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