We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
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Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
She even gives head with a lisp.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
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I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
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