i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
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I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
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I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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