dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
i love accidental penises.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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