When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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