I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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