Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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