But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
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