Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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