too bad you live with your parents still
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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