I'm going to jail i love you
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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