O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Randomize
