escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
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