I looked at my own cervix.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Randomize
