I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
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That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
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My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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