Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
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I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
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He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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