There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Randomize
