She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
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he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
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tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
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