Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
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