Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
and you fell through a lawn chair
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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