Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
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so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
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The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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