I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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