8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
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