He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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