North Korea, Best Korea!
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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