How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
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btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
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Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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