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• (310): View more from California

  so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.

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• (845): View more from New York

  u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"

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• (954): View more from Florida

  The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...

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• (406): View more from Montana

  Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.

  (575): View more from New Mexico

  Where else would I get life advice?

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.

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• (928): View more from Arizona

  He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.

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