You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
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and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
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Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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