So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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