I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
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i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
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I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
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