Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Randomize
