Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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