please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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