The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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