You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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