why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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