He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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