I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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