I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Couch. On fire.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
