It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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