sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
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