what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
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I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
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Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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