How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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